A Joke stolen from Ahmad Anvari's website

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves
lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an
idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry
our voices far."
So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo!
Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).
15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo!
You're lost!!"
One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
The reply: "For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to
answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was
absolutely useless."

citation: ;-)
http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/

Cool, Cute, Funny, and Short!

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I'm taking my compliments to blog back!

Seems like the email system doesn't support photo attachments and stuff,
or I haven't figure that out yet. in case it doesn't exist, I'm taking
all the compliments back! :)

This Post is being sent by an Email Client! Cool huh? :)

First of all the update on my P&G thing is that I passed the Problem Solving Exam! so now I have a 9 page form to fill, and send back so that I get a chance of an interview! kholase inke god bless me! ;-)    
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another good thing about setting up this new blog is that I finally had to put some time and check what's the easies way to upload photo's to a blog. because so far I was using an easy to use blog editor, but I didn't check how I can upload images into it. But know I learned! it's simpler that I thought, and I don't even need to use another application, I can use my email client! that easy! I'm lovin' it :)
well there is always the way of going through the web site and web, but it's never as easy and as fast as drag and drop to a local client. specially that I have a portable tunderbird on my USB which I can use it anywhere, and even better, I have a Treo 650 equipped with VersaMail. So if I see something on the go, I can take a picture put a little text about it and send it right into page! (nice advertisement for Treo, Portable Thunderbird, and blogger huh!? ;-)  )

Ok as a bonus, because now I can send photo's easily, I'll send my first nephew's photo right here ;)

just got a bad news and a good news together!

First I got a bad news from HR of the company that I used to work in! (Fortunately USED TO)
the stingy, player, ... have sucked up my bonus and is not giving my bonus!
well I really needed a good news! so I opened my next email, and it was from P&G! still doesn't mean anything it's not even an interview, but they asked me to take the Problem Solving Test, which is the second step! I'm not sure this is automatic and everyone applying for a job will reach this point or not! anyways I got a test tomorrow! wish me luck :)

I'm stupid!!!!!

Well after what happened I couldn't sleep! so I thought I'll watch an episode of one of the series! when I opened the folder of my series, I figured all I have seen it all except "Six Feet Under" so I watched the first episode of the first season! NOW HOW SHOULD I EXPECT TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP????
It turned out to be all about FUNERAL,.... It's a family business which takes care of funeral stuff! and the father dies!
so it's all about how they do it, and waxing the dead and baring the dead on one side, on the other side, the old man who died in crash keeps going around the people working on him and nagging how perfect he wanted his body to be!!!! AND NOW I EXPECT TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP?????
anyways all this is and the stuff that happened before this in real life aside! baradare doost pesaresho kissid! YaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiKHhhhhhh.......... halam be ham khord!
AND NOW I EXPECT TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP????? Ogh

Jalal Khalegh

gooya Arvahe too khooneye man weblogam o khoondan ke goftam rooze broingi dashtam!
nesfe shabi daram mikhabam mobileii ke ye yeki 2 sali hast azash estefade nakardam yeho roshan shode Jigh keshide ke please insert simCard! man khab boodam! va ta jaii ke midoonam gheir az manam too in khoone kasi nist! shayad arvah bashan vali ta hala motevajeheshoon nashode boodam! albate 2 rooz pisham sedahaye kheili bolandii ke engar saghf dare tarak mikhore az dastshooii mioomad, ta jaii ke watchman o khabar karde boodam oomad jalebish injast ke ta oon omad motevaghef shod seda.... goftam seeling e balaye hamoom o bezan kenar bebin hame chi amno amane ya na... ke bood!!!!! va hey goftam khob hala bash yekam chon bazi vaghta ye 1-2 daghighe sedash ghat mishe dobare sedash miad! koli ham shokolat kharjesh kardam ke bemoone! vali sedaii naioomad oonam ke raft dige seda ghat shode bood! hala ham in! alan saa'at 2:15 am e va man taze dashtam garm mishodam bekhabam vali tarsnak shodam! age kasi manual e exorcism soragh dare, pdfesho lofan vase man ham befreste ;)

Boring

I just felt that I want to write something down here! but I had done absolutly nothing exciting today to write about, here! such a boring life! My friends went to iran because of winter holidays, I don't have job, I don't have studies! Woops! Paniz if you read this yeah I was studying GRE whole day :P actually I did went to study, but only really search some for jobs, and I had my GRE stuff but didn't really study!
anyways I suppose the most challenging thing I did except the P&G recruiting test, was eating taii noodle, which also I'm becoming professional in eating it with chopsticks. ;-)

P&G donbale mane! ;)

Seems like P&G was tracing me and as soon as they noticed I'm outta job, they sent me an application to my email. I didin't applied, I don't know if someone have applied for me and gave my email or what, but I got a notice that my profile have been made and need to be activated and filled up sot that I can apply for jobs at P&G! and I did so! lets what happens next :)